My mom keeps falling for this “I’m going to clean my room” joke haha she’s so gullible. 

tomlinsarse:

i’m about to cry

my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato

he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice

i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches

then he started to cry and ran off and yelled

they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!

i’m actually crying omg 

jessicaofalltrades:

if-inconvenient:

skeletree:

itemfinder:

mybelovedcheshire:

commodore-sparklebutt:

vercingetrix:

boacakes:

emodog:

trickstertuna:

mpregasus:

leusin:

gravityisforsuckers:

Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”  

THKBNFJS THLAY DG.

holy shit

HE BQUIK BROWN DOG JUPS OER HE LA DOG

THKBNFJDTHELAYDG

omg

THKBNF
JJSTHLAYGDG

okay that’s nice keyboard 

THKBNFJSVERTHGDLAYDG

oh

THE QUICK BROWN FO JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG

You failed me 

HE QUIK BROWN FO JUPED OER HE LA DOG

:(

HE QUIK NJUPS  H DOG

Now I know I hit those keys, you unyielding monstrosity.

THKBNFJDTHLAYDG

HATSHANNNFHErfjelrfjlwekfjd!! WHAT

TEQUICKBRONOXUMEOVERTEAZYOG

That is also a test of my ability to type because apparently my pinkies are important.

HE QUIK BROWN FO JUPED OER HE LA DOG

What on Earth.

HE QUIK BROWN FO JUPED OER HE LA DOG

Casey we are KEYBOARD TWINS

THKBNFJSTHLAYDG

SCREW YOU KEYBOARD. YOU DON’T KNOW MY LIFE.

THQUICKROWFOXJUMPEDOVERTHELZYDOG 

My keyboard wins. 

hashtag-wholock:

tinas-life:

if everyone was actually dying when they said they were, the population of tumblr would be significantly less.

omg dying